Lifetime cracks me up

I just saw a hilarious commercial on Lifetime. The entirety of the commercial consisted of the following:

"Mom at Sixteen" and "Too Young to Be a Dad." Buy the double feature today on DVD.

Priceless. So priceless, in fact, that I don't want to ruin the delight with commentary. Just bask in its many levels of — what I can only imagine is unintended — comedy.